A Polite Note from the Staff

In case our loyal readers were wondering (all two of them), armageddon has occured. "What?!" you are surely thinking to yourselves. "The beast has risen? The seals have been broken? Horrible disfigured demon-pigs are running rampant through the skies? Christ is judging the shit out of us and he doesn't look very happy? Snowballs' chances of surviving in hell are now over 51%?" No, none of that is true--except for the snowball thing, Hell is actually quite temperate--SiM was, temporarily, deleted. Dead. Gone. Forever removed from the memory of the great, omnipotent behemoth that is cyberspace. Temporarily. What can we say? We somehow fucked up the code. I didn't work anymore. It made us sad. If it were a horse, we would have shot it, but it wasn't, so we chose deletion instead. So now, after roughly fifteen minutes, we're back. Don't worry, most of the posts have been recovered and will be republished soon, so you can once again renew your respective virtual love affairs with Colorado State Senator Dan Grossman. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Doesn't Colorado State Senator Dan Grossman look like Tucker Carlson? How dreamy!