Wednesday, December 20, 2006

SiM Presidential Profiles: William Henry Harrison

President: William Henry "Tippecanoe" "Old Gravyboat" Harrison
Political Party: Whig
Term: March 4th, 1841 - April 4th, 1841

William Henry Harrison's first words proved prophetic. At the tender age of six, having just finished nursing at a his nanny's breast, the young William, with an uncharacteristic, ambitious gleam in his eyes, uttered:

"I will go down in United States history as the most useless, irrelevant president ever--oh yeah, I'll also kill a bunch of Indians."