SiM Presidential Profiles: William Henry Harrison
President: William Henry "Tippecanoe" "Old Gravyboat" Harrison
Political Party: Whig
Term: March 4th, 1841 - April 4th, 1841
William Henry Harrison's first words proved prophetic. At the tender age of six, having just finished nursing at a his nanny's breast, the young William, with an uncharacteristic, ambitious gleam in his eyes, uttered:
"I will go down in United States history as the most useless, irrelevant president ever--oh yeah, I'll also kill a bunch of Indians."

