Wednesday, May 10, 2006

A Blast from the Past--The Space-Past!

First Appeared on June 30th, 2005
Out of the depths of space comes the inestimable Rocketlord! Born Rex Mehlman, to honest, God-fearing parents, he dedicated his life to the American virtues of Freedom, Pride, and Capitalism!

Very American? Yes! As Mother's sweet, sweet apple pie? Truly!

On a fateful day in 1952, when young Rex was just a young, young boy he discovered a mighty Spaceship--a Spaceship that can defeat the very laws of time and space!

Out of this world? You couldn't be more correct!

The Spaceship transported him and his school chums to the future(!) and transformed Rex into a man, a mighty space-man--The Rocketlord! It is now the year 2003, and the world has been conquered by criminals--that's scary stuff! But the Rocketlord and his daring cadre of Rocket Cadets have come to save the day!

Gaze at the Rocketlord's robust masculinity as he zooms through cosmos in his renamed ship, the Freedo-Liberty! Watch as the Rocketlord battles SpacePirates, SpaceRuffians, and SpaceCommunists!

Sound courageous? You bet! Exhilarating? You'll barely be able to hold on to your glass of rich, chocolate Ovaltine!

Can Rex Mehlman, the Rocketlord, gain the heart of Meldra, the Princess of Mars?! Can he find the secret trove of spacegold buried deep below the surface of Greldorm XII?! Can he save his faithful friend Julian from the vile clutches of NeoHitler and his ravenous band of SpaceNazis?! Tune in to the Daring Adventures of the Rocketlord, and find out!

(Ed Scott as "3-D Danny") (www.rocket-hire.com/ services/)

2 Comments:

At 5:26 PM, Blogger Paul Cannon said...

Man, I can't wait for the episode about NeoHitler and the SpaceNazis. Sounds like a blast.

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Patrick said...

I love the rocketlord! He should have further (mis)adventures.

 

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